Gentleman, I request that you not limit yourselves to former "stars" of the NBA, and look at the true talents this world has ever seen. With that, I present to you
THE WONDERPORIUM
(Chicago Bulls theme song plays)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Point Guard, star of the movie
Teen Wolf the unstoppable, undeniable combination of speed, athleticism and court vision, he is
MICHAEL J FOXStarting at Shooting Guard, mentored by Hall of Famer Kareem Abdul Jabar, the heart throb that NEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEER missed when he's in his spot.
UNCLE JESSEAt Small Forward, the man who's perfected every aspect of basketball including aspects that have NEVER even be thought of, multi-time intercontinental champion....
MISTEEEEEEEEEER PEEEEERRRFEEEEECTAt Power forward, protector of all things good, the rhyming, rebounding machine:
ROAD BLOCKAnd at Center, arguably the greatest player in WNBA history, A Former WNBA MVP she is considered one of the greatest rebounders and defensive players in the history of the game,
YOLANDA GRIFFITHAnd at coach, the ONLY man who can change the outcome of matches with Mathematical equations:
THE GENIUS