Ultimate Draft II (Congrats to Roy for winning Best Overall)

[StartOrien]

-We already reviewed that he has the ability to affect the outcome to matches with his mathematical equations. I'm assuming it was these equations that also allowed man to land on the moon. Probably working on equation to solve all diseases right now.

I'll concede that the genius has affected the outcome of matches with mathematical equations (or inequalities they actually appeared to be upon close review).

I've already laid claim that it was Newton's calculus that allowed man to land on the moon (if it really happened, that is).  That's quite the baseless assumption in your effort to steal my thunder here.

And an equation to solve all diseases, eh?  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  It's too bad he's never cried.

That's funny..."Allowed"...

Because no matter who contributed....Neil Armstrong DID it. (allegedly).

I mean we can thank Newton and the control room at Nasa and Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman (they were involved, right?) and the custodial engineers for all I care.

But Neil did it. Allegedly.

A+ post

[Redz]

-We already reviewed that he has the ability to affect the outcome to matches with his mathematical equations. I'm assuming it was these equations that also allowed man to land on the moon. Probably working on equation to solve all diseases right now.

I'll concede that the genius has affected the outcome of matches with mathematical equations (or inequalities they actually appeared to be upon close review).

I've already laid claim that it was Newton's calculus that allowed man to land on the moon (if it really happened, that is).  That's quite the baseless assumption in your effort to steal my thunder here.

And an equation to solve all diseases, eh?  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  It's too bad he's never cried.

Now I know you're an impostor. Chuck Norris CRY?  I think not!  Make others cry for mercy perhaps, but Chuck cry?  NEVER.

Unless of course it's for a good cause, like curing cancer 

[action781]

-We already reviewed that he has the ability to affect the outcome to matches with his mathematical equations. I'm assuming it was these equations that also allowed man to land on the moon. Probably working on equation to solve all diseases right now.

I'll concede that the genius has affected the outcome of matches with mathematical equations (or inequalities they actually appeared to be upon close review).

I've already laid claim that it was Newton's calculus that allowed man to land on the moon (if it really happened, that is).  That's quite the baseless assumption in your effort to steal my thunder here.

And an equation to solve all diseases, eh?  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  It's too bad he's never cried.

That's funny..."Allowed"...

Because no matter who contributed....Neil Armstrong DID it. (allegedly).

I mean we can thank Newton and the control room at Nasa and Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman (they were involved, right?) and the custodial engineers for all I care.

But Neil did it. Allegedly.

A+ post

IP has already long wrapped up my vote haha. 

And Redz, I hope you weren't confused, I did say: "too bad he's never cried."

[StartOrien]

-We already reviewed that he has the ability to affect the outcome to matches with his mathematical equations. I'm assuming it was these equations that also allowed man to land on the moon. Probably working on equation to solve all diseases right now.

I'll concede that the genius has affected the outcome of matches with mathematical equations (or inequalities they actually appeared to be upon close review).

I've already laid claim that it was Newton's calculus that allowed man to land on the moon (if it really happened, that is).  That's quite the baseless assumption in your effort to steal my thunder here.

And an equation to solve all diseases, eh?  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  It's too bad he's never cried.

(Sarcastic applause)

Congratulations, you picked a guy who threw a lot of stuff against the wall, some Hollywood producer liked one of the ideas and they made a TV show about it. Wow. I'm blown away by the intelligence.

And I think Redz has already done a great job disspelling your Chuck Norris claims. I own Invasion USA, people who get into a bazooka fight in an office building don't cry.

Meanwhile I've got the Genius & Troy McClure, who've already been covered, a chief architect in the building of the hoverboard (who by the way, also travels in a TIME MACHINE), the inventor of kitten mittens/ song writer of 'day man' and 'night man', and a member of a band who wrote a wedding song so popular that it has been number one in Japan since 1994.

A vote for anyone besides the Wonderporium, is a vote for ignorance

[Redz]

-We already reviewed that he has the ability to affect the outcome to matches with his mathematical equations. I'm assuming it was these equations that also allowed man to land on the moon. Probably working on equation to solve all diseases right now.

I'll concede that the genius has affected the outcome of matches with mathematical equations (or inequalities they actually appeared to be upon close review).

I've already laid claim that it was Newton's calculus that allowed man to land on the moon (if it really happened, that is).  That's quite the baseless assumption in your effort to steal my thunder here.

And an equation to solve all diseases, eh?  Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.  It's too bad he's never cried.

That's funny..."Allowed"...

Because no matter who contributed....Neil Armstrong DID it. (allegedly).

I mean we can thank Newton and the control room at Nasa and Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman (they were involved, right?) and the custodial engineers for all I care.

But Neil did it. Allegedly.

A+ post

IP has already long wrapped up my vote haha. 

And Redz, I hope you weren't confused, I did say: "too bad he's never cried."

Oh.  In that case -the sadistic Edited for profanity.  Please do not do it again., he's got tears that can cure cancer and he won't use em! 

[Edgar]

, the Lakers and the .

nah that was human free will
always screwing perfect things up.

[nickagneta]

I still think all this posturing for second place for the Smartest Team is kind of silly.

RED AUERBACH PEOPLE!!!

Nuff said!!

[Edgar]

And Smart as we are
we are leaving heaven to put a terrenal office
and decide to head
Mount Sant Michel
Bordeaux

u know, its Michels vacational villa.

[Roy Hobbs]

Again, Einstein is synonymous with intelligence.

Merlin is synonymous with mystical wisdom.

Bill Russell is synonymous with basketball intelligence.  (Dick Butkus has the NFL covered, too.)

Zeus is synonymous with divine wisdom.

James Bond is synonymous with social intelligence / smoothness.

David Carradine has the wisdom of Master Po.

We've got all of our bases covered.

(And Mickey Rourke has shown some real career wisdom with the roles he has taken lately.)

[KCattheStripe]

Again, Einstein is synonymous with intelligence.

Merlin is synonymous with mystical wisdom.

Bill Russell is synonymous with basketball intelligence.  (Dick Butkus has the NFL covered, too.)

Zeus is synonymous with divine wisdom.

James Bond is synonymous with social intelligence / smoothness.

David Carradine has the wisdom of Master Po.

We've got all of our bases covered.

(And Mickey Rourke has shown some real career wisdom with the roles he has taken lately.)

Wisdom isn't intelligence.  There's conventional wisdom, but not conventional intelligence. Y'know, like my team has.

Also, how wise is Zeus if his old lady keeps catching him sleeping around with mortal hussies?

[Roy Hobbs]

Again, Einstein is synonymous with intelligence.

Merlin is synonymous with mystical wisdom.

Bill Russell is synonymous with basketball intelligence.  (Dick Butkus has the NFL covered, too.)

Zeus is synonymous with divine wisdom.

James Bond is synonymous with social intelligence / smoothness.

David Carradine has the wisdom of Master Po.

We've got all of our bases covered.

(And Mickey Rourke has shown some real career wisdom with the roles he has taken lately.)

Wisdom isn't intelligence.  There's conventional wisdom, but not conventional intelligence. Y'know, like my team has.

We're going with "smartest", I think, which means all kinds of different things.

7.
quick or prompt in action, as persons.
8.
having or showing quick intelligence or ready mental capability: a smart student.
9.
shrewd or sharp, as a person in dealing with others or as in business dealings: a smart businessman.
10.
clever, witty, or readily effective, as a speaker, speech, rejoinder, etc.
11.
dashingly or impressively neat or trim in appearance, as persons, dress, etc.
12.
socially elegant; sophisticated or fashionable: the smart crowd.
13.
saucy; pert: smart remarks.
14.
sharply brisk, vigorous, or active: to walk with smart steps.
15.
sharply severe, as a blow, stroke, etc.
16.
sharp or keen: a smart pain.
17.
Informal . equipped with, using, or containing electronic control devices, as computer systems, microprocessors, or missiles: a smart phone; a smart copier.
18.
Computers . intelligent ( def. 4 ) .
19.
Older Use . considerable; fairly large.

Like I said, we've got all our bases covered, from intelligence to social elegance to wit to fashion sense.

[KCattheStripe]

Again, Einstein is synonymous with intelligence.

Merlin is synonymous with mystical wisdom.

Bill Russell is synonymous with basketball intelligence.  (Dick Butkus has the NFL covered, too.)

Zeus is synonymous with divine wisdom.

James Bond is synonymous with social intelligence / smoothness.

David Carradine has the wisdom of Master Po.

We've got all of our bases covered.

(And Mickey Rourke has shown some real career wisdom with the roles he has taken lately.)

Wisdom isn't intelligence.  There's conventional wisdom, but not conventional intelligence. Y'know, like my team has.

We're going with "smartest", I think, which means all kinds of different things.

7.
quick or prompt in action, as persons.
8.
having or showing quick intelligence or ready mental capability: a smart student.
9.
shrewd or sharp, as a person in dealing with others or as in business dealings: a smart businessman.
10.
clever, witty, or readily effective, as a speaker, speech, rejoinder, etc.
11.
dashingly or impressively neat or trim in appearance, as persons, dress, etc.
12.
socially elegant; sophisticated or fashionable: the smart crowd.
13.
saucy; pert: smart remarks.
14.
sharply brisk, vigorous, or active: to walk with smart steps.
15.
sharply severe, as a blow, stroke, etc.
16.
sharp or keen: a smart pain.
17.
Informal . equipped with, using, or containing electronic control devices, as computer systems, microprocessors, or missiles: a smart phone; a smart copier.
18.
Computers . intelligent ( def. 4 ) .
19.
Older Use . considerable; fairly large.

Like I said, we've got all our bases covered, from intelligence to social elegance to wit to fashion sense.

You know it's a bad sign when you have to start with the 7th definition of a word to make your team look good. 

[indeedproceed]

Again, Einstein is synonymous with intelligence.

Merlin is synonymous with mystical wisdom.

Bill Russell is synonymous with basketball intelligence.  (Dick Butkus has the NFL covered, too.)

Zeus is synonymous with divine wisdom.

James Bond is synonymous with social intelligence / smoothness.

David Carradine has the wisdom of Master Po.

We've got all of our bases covered.

(And Mickey Rourke has shown some real career wisdom with the roles he has taken lately.)

Wisdom isn't intelligence.  There's conventional wisdom, but not conventional intelligence. Y'know, like my team has.

We're going with "smartest", I think, which means all kinds of different things.

7.
quick or prompt in action, as persons.
8.
having or showing quick intelligence or ready mental capability: a smart student.
9.
shrewd or sharp, as a person in dealing with others or as in business dealings: a smart businessman.
10.
clever, witty, or readily effective, as a speaker, speech, rejoinder, etc.
11.
dashingly or impressively neat or trim in appearance, as persons, dress, etc.
12.
socially elegant; sophisticated or fashionable: the smart crowd.
13.
saucy; pert: smart remarks.
14.
sharply brisk, vigorous, or active: to walk with smart steps.
15.
sharply severe, as a blow, stroke, etc.
16.
sharp or keen: a smart pain.
17.
Informal . equipped with, using, or containing electronic control devices, as computer systems, microprocessors, or missiles: a smart phone; a smart copier.
18.
Computers . intelligent ( def. 4 ) .
19.
Older Use . considerable; fairly large.

Like I said, we've got all our bases covered, from intelligence to social elegance to wit to fashion sense.

You know it's a bad sign when you have to start with the 7th definition of a word to make your team look good. 

Yeah I don't know if he's trying to convince us or himself...

[Edgar]

one more reason a Sennin - Sage.

try reasoning with a toad...thats being smart.

p.s. by the scroll on his bac  you know he knows more kung fu and philosophy than Norris and Po together.

[Redz]

Rosters sorted by owner:

1) Edgar:  King David - Monarch
1) Edgar: El Santo - Wrestler
1) Edgar: God - Author
1) Edgar: Jesus Shuttlesworth - Celtic
1) Edgar: Karol Józef Wojtyła - Philosopher
1) Edgar: Macgyver - 80's TV Character
1) Edgar: Michael The Arcangel - Wild Card
1) Edgar: Naruto - Comic Strip Character
1) Edgar: Scott Mcloud - Explorer
1) Edgar: Shaquille O'Neal - TV Announcer/Host

10) Nickagneta:  Karl Malone - Wrestler:
10) Nickagneta: Bernard King - 80s TV character
10) Nickagneta: Bob Cousy - Celtic
10) Nickagneta: Charles Barkley - TV Announcer
10) Nickagneta: Garry Payton - Comic Strip Character
10) Nickagneta: Kevin Garnett - Explorer
10) Nickagneta: Lebron "King" James - Monarch
10) Nickagneta: Michael Jordan - Author
10) Nickagneta: Red Auerbach -  Philosopher
10) Nickagneta: Wilt Chamberlain - Wild Card

11) StartOrien: Charlie Kelly - Wild Card
11) StartOrien: L. Ron Hubbard - Author
11) StartOrien: Leprechaun (from Leprechaun in the Hood) - Celtic
11) StartOrien: Michael J. Fox - Explorer
11) StartOrien: Mr. Perfect - Wrestler
11) StartOrien: Road Block - Comic Strip Character
11) StartOrien: The Genius - Philosopher
11) StartOrien: Troy McClure - TV Host
11) StartOrien: Uncle Jesse - 80's TV Character
11) StartOrien: Yolanda Griffith - Monarch

2) wdleehi: Barack Obama - Author
2) wdleehi: David Stern - Wild Card
2) wdleehi: Dora the Explorer - Explorer
2) wdleehi: George Castanza - Philosopher
2) wdleehi: Greatest American Hero - 80's TV Character  
2) wdleehi: Jay Leno - TV Host
2) wdleehi: King Midas - Monarch
2) wdleehi: Professor Glickman - Comic Strip Character
2) wdleehi: Saint Patrick - Celtic
2) wdleehi: Stone Cold Steve Austin - Wrestler

3) KCatthestripe: Ben Stein - TV Host/Announcer
3) KCatthestripe: Donatello (TMNT) - Comic Strip Character
3) KCatthestripe: Eric The Red - Explorer
3) KCatthestripe: Friedrich Nietzsche - Philosopher
3) KCatthestripe: K.C. Jones - Celtic
3) KCatthestripe: King Solomon the Wise - Monarch
3) KCatthestripe: Socrates - Philosopher
3) KCatthestripe: The Amazing Spider-Man
3) KCatthestripe: Triple H - Pro Wrestler  
3) KCatthestripe: William Shakespeare - Author  

4) Bahku:  Church Lady(Dana Carvey) - TV Host/Announcer
4) Bahku:  Doc Rivers - Wild Card
4) Bahku:  Yoda - Monarch
4) Bahku: Andy Kaufman - Wrestler
4) Bahku: Hobbes - Comic Strip Character
4) Bahku: Indiana Jones - Explorer
4) Bahku: J.K. Rowling - Author
4) Bahku: Len Bias - Celtic
4) Bahku: Matt Foley (Chris Farley) - Philosopher
4) Bahku: Sam Beckett (Quantum Leap) - 80's TV Character

5) IP: Abraham Lincoln - Monarch
5) IP: Al Bundy - 80's TV Character
5) IP: Bill The Butcher - Wildcard
5) IP: Ernest Hemingway - Author
5) IP: Hacksaw' Jim Duggan - Wrestler
5) IP: Huey Freeman (Boondocks) - Comic Strip Character
5) IP: Neil Armstrong - Explorer
5) IP: Robert Parish - Celtic
5) IP: Tommy Heinsohn - TV Announcer
5) IP: Tupak Shakur - Philosopher

6) Redz: Andre the Giant - Wrestler
6) Redz: Bill the Cat - Comic Strip Character
6) Redz: Captain Merrill Stubing - Explorer
6) Redz: Confucius - Philosopher  
6) Redz: Douglas Adams - Author
6) Redz: Godzilla - Wild Card
6) Redz: Guy Smiley - Announcer
6) Redz: Larry Bird - Celtic
6) Redz: Vlad the Impaler - Monarch
6) Redz: Warren Coolidge - 80's TV Character

7) action781:  Bill Walton - TV Announcer
7) action781: Bill Cosby - 1980s TV actor
7) action781: Brian Scalabrine - Celtic
7) action781: Chuck Norris - Wild Card
7) action781: Genghis Khan - Monarch
7) action781: Hulk Hogan - Wrestler
7) action781: Randy Johnson - Explorer
7) action781: Rene Descartes - Philosopher
7) action781: Robin - Comic Strip Character
7) action781: Sir Isaac Newton - Author

8 ) Roy Hobbs:  Dick Butkus - 1980s TV actor
8 ) Roy Hobbs:  Randy the Ram - Professional Wrestler
8 ) Roy Hobbs: Albert Einstein - Author  
8 ) Roy Hobbs: Bill Russell - Celtic
8 ) Roy Hobbs: Captain Kirk - Explorer
8 ) Roy Hobbs: David Carradine - TV Announcer
8 ) Roy Hobbs: James Bond - Comic Strip Character
8 ) Roy Hobbs: Merlin - Philosopher
8 ) Roy Hobbs: Roy Hobbs - Wild Card
8 ) Roy Hobbs: Zeus - Monarch

9) Misha: Dennis Rodman - Wrestler
9) Misha: Dwyane "Flash" Wade - Comic Strip Character
9) Misha: Elgon Baylor - 80's TV Character
9) Misha: Hakeem Olajuwon - Explorer
9) Misha: John Havlicek - Celtic
9) Misha: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - Author
9) Misha: Magic Johnson - TV Host
9) Misha: Oscar Robertson - Monarch
9) Misha: Phil Jackson - Philosopher
9) Misha: Tim Duncan - Wild Card