Combining several of my trade ideas, because I want to go nuts just like everyone else.
Boston:
In: Carlos Boozer, Gerald Wallace, Mirza Teletovic, Landry Fields
Out: Paul Pierce, Brandon Bass, Courtney Lee, Jason Terry
Chicago:
In: Andrea Bargnani, Courtney Lee, Marshon Brooks
Out: Carlos Boozer
Brooklyn:
In: Paul Pierce, Brandon Bass, Jason Terry
Out: Kris Humphries, Gerald Wallace, Mirza Teletovic, Marshon Brooks
Toronto:
In: Kris Humphries
Out: Andrea Bargnani, Landry Fields
Some additional players may need to be included to make it work.
Boston receives second-round picks from Chicago and Toronto and two first-round picks from Brooklyn. Maybe also an option to swap their own 2014 pick for the (top-ten protected) Bobcats pick owned by the Bulls.
Toronto does this deal because it gets out from Fields' contract and gets a PF not named Bargnani.
Brooklyn does this because they get out from under Wallace's contract, get an upgrade at PF from Humphries to Bass, and get a HOFer in the kind of splashy big name acquisition that a crazy Russian billionaire probably loves.
Chicago does this because they get a better solution at SG and get out from under Boozer's contract.
Boston does this to acquired draft picks while taking on bad contracts.
Unless you think Garnett-Boozer-Green-Bradley-Rondo with a bench of Sullinger, Wallace, Teletovic, and Fields plus a free agent center and backup point guard or two, a rookie, filling out the roster with some of the Chinese three or similar players is a recipe for a watchable team, in which case Boston does this to reload instead of rebuild, while acquiring future assets.