Bron Bron
Brentwood, Los Angeles, CA
Bron Bron,
Since you will be spending more time in the area than in the past, we thought we would be the first to tell you that your mom, Gloria and me have been hooking up again. Your Mom and me are very happy for you and your new job. Please keep the mortgage payments coming. Oh, if you get a chance, I would like to have a spot on your new team, so please, when you are wearing your GM hat, see to it to give me a contract, too.
Your Daddy,
Del
P.S. Be sure to send the front court tickets (next to Jack) and have the limo pick us up an hour before game time.
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