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Cersei Lannister

Ouch....
Come on she's the best so far. For like 15+ years she let her husband sleep with other women and drink nonstop. Even when he got fat and was abusive she stayed with him. Add if /when her husband was in debt he borrowed millions from her rich daddy. Cersei #1
and then she killed him and she fathered children with her twin brother.
He had enough kids with other women, what's a few step kids.. She did him a favor ending things after his prime past he was a fighter and when he left was still strong and adventurous. That's love
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I know it's wrong, but, can I marry Mindy?

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I am a little old school.

Samantha Stephens (Elizabeth Montgomery, Bewitched)

Second choice is Laura Petrie (Mary Tyler Moore).

If Samantha Stephens still has her same mother, no way.
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3. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory

Absolutely not.

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14 Claire Huxtable on the Cosby Show

Can't even stand to watch that show on re-runs, now, so no.

Daphne from Frasier for me ;D

I hate Frasier Crane ;D.

Jess from New Girl (they got married in the end!)

YES - TP. She's awesome.

Desperate Housewives? Throw a dart. Eva Longoria......drops the mic....

At the time of that show - absolutely. TP.

Hmmm, tough call here.  taking into account the wife's personality somewhat.  my limited exposure to TV shows in the past 10-15 years

- Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory

Absolutely not. Cannot stand women like her.


-Trudy Campbell - Mad Men
-Debra Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond
-Polly Cooper - Major Dad
-Jane Mancini - Melrose Place
someone said Betty Draper earlier.  Trudy Campbell is a significantly better option than Betty Draper. Megan Calvet too.  Draper is just chain smoking ice queen.

Alison Brie - YES. TPs for the both of you.

Lily Aldrin - How I Met Your Mother.

A wife that will allow me to hang out at bar, lets me have a lap dance with a stripper that looks like her, and would just be full on supportive the rest of the way? I'm sold. Plus, she's a redhead. NICE!

Although, I might not like the sharing the toothbrush thing...

While I never watched more than a season or two of that show, Lily was always my favorite character on the program, by far. Never understood all of the commotion about Robin when Allison Hannigan is/was...smuldering ;) ::) ;D *groan*.

Not sure that I agree about the bar and stripper parts of your description, tho, lol ;D, but TP, anyway :) ;D.

Lily Aldrin - How I Met Your Mother.

A wife that will allow me to hang out at bar, lets me have a lap dance with a stripper that looks like her, and would just be full on supportive the rest of the way? I'm sold. Plus, she's a redhead. NICE!

Although, I might not like the sharing the toothbrush thing...
That is a good one and I think hits the real premise of what this thread should be. 

Monica Geller Bing came to mind for me immediately.  I think she might have been a little too neurotic for me, but if I could get past that (or find it cute), she would have been a great wife.  Cooks, cleans, lets me hang out with friends, has her own career, wants children and is good with them, etc.

God, no.

Claire Huxtable.

Sigh.

Cersei Lannister

Arguably the worst pick in here. Hopefully you’re joking, such a terrible character (and not my cup of tea aesthetically).



Khalisi on the other hand.... she’s my pick.

Lol ;D. I'm certainly down for Daenerys, tho ;D. Ygritte and Margaery Tyrell aren't exactly bad choices, either, btw, imo ;).
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Gloria(Sophia Vergara) = Modern Family

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No way am I picking a GoT wife. Chances are 100% that either she or I (or both) die prematurely.


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Hmmm, tough call here.  taking into account the wife's personality somewhat.  my limited exposure to TV shows in the past 10-15 years

- Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory
Absolutely not. Cannot stand women like her.

much different now than when she was just dating Leonard.  I'll take her gladly as I would any of the others I listed

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-Trudy Campbell - Mad Men
-Debra Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond
-Polly Cooper - Major Dad
-Jane Mancini - Melrose Place
Debra barone would be the LAST one on my list .
Devorce after one day!

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No way am I picking a GoT wife. Chances are 100% that either she or I (or both) die prematurely.

Couples have a very short shelf life in GOT!

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Hmmm, tough call here.  taking into account the wife's personality somewhat.  my limited exposure to TV shows in the past 10-15 years

- Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory
Absolutely not. Cannot stand women like her.
much different now than when she was just dating Leonard.  I'll take her gladly as I would any of the others I listed

Fair enough. Still don't like her, though :-\.

No way am I picking a GoT wife. Chances are 100% that either she or I (or both) die prematurely.

Couples Characters have very short shelf lives in GOT!

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Too many to choose from...I'll just stick with Marrying Catwoman from Batman.


While I don't think she was a tv wife I think this actress actually held a patent

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Claire Huxtable on the Cosby Show


Can't even stand to watch that show on re-runs, now, so no.

Because you disliked the show originally, or because Bill Cosby is a terrible deviant?

I think the Cosby Show is one of the best family programs of all time, and it's shattering that the lead is such a disgusting criminal.  Claire Huxtable, the fictional character, is an admirable woman. 


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Claire Huxtable on the Cosby Show


Can't even stand to watch that show on re-runs, now, so no.

Because you disliked the show originally, or because Bill Cosby is a terrible deviant?

I think the Cosby Show is one of the best family programs of all time, and it's shattering that the lead is such a disgusting criminal.  Claire Huxtable, the fictional character, is an admirable woman.
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With some time to think this over I think I'd go with Alice Kramden. 


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