We need an "I don't care" option.
Actually, one of my friends has a wild theory that may not be wild: He thinks LeBron will retire after this Finals.
My friend's reasoning (short version): 1) Cleveland's probably gonna lose this Finals, and Cleveland's in no position to significantly upgrade its roster over the next 2-3 years; 2) LeBron's best shot at winning a title in the next 2-3 years is to pull a Durant and join Golden State, which is highly unlikely to happen; 3) LeBron is 33 and has a TON of miles on his legs; 4) LeBron has stated publicly that he wants to play in the NBA with his son.
So ... LeBron retires after this Finals, stays in shape the next couple of years but gives his body plenty of much-needed rest, then makes a comeback when his son enters the league, both of them playing for the same team.
Actually makes sense to me.