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Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
« on: March 19, 2018, 08:27:38 PM »

Offline hpantazo

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Jordan Clarkson see's Kyrie's flat earth theory and raises him one:

"Clarkson: 'Y'all know how we got dogs and stuff right? So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and the dinosaurs was they pets.'

"DJ Montage: 'How big were these people?'

"Clarkson: 'Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them.'"


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2765462-jordan-clarkson-dinosaurs-were-pets-of-bigger-people-in-the-world-before-us?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2018, 08:33:42 PM »

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I am guessing by this theory that TRexs were like pitbulls and velociraptors were like chihuahuas?

Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2018, 09:03:34 PM »

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I love it. Man always ruled lol

Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2018, 09:05:40 PM »

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makes sense.

Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2018, 09:19:27 PM »

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It's possible.  If we were that large, it'd make sense for us to evolve into much smaller form -- more efficient with energy/resources, plus more mobile and athletic in sports.  In Clarkson's thoughtful scenario, we have also domesticated the dinosaurs and thus had no predatory dangers that would've required us to remain super big.
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2018, 09:22:53 PM »

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Ha. That is fantastic. Like something only a young child could think of.

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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2018, 09:46:49 PM »

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I was going to say this was a good example why kids should stay in school, but I don't think it would have really made a difference. :P

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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2018, 10:25:36 PM »

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I was going to say this was a good example why kids should stay in school, but I don't think it would have really made a difference. :P

Ouch!

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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2018, 10:57:29 PM »

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Jurassic Clark.

Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2018, 11:10:16 PM »

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"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'All right, then, have it your way.'"

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Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2018, 01:12:30 AM »

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Is that what they teach in campus nowadays?
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2018, 01:15:52 AM »

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I am now convinced that these guys are just messing with the fans.  The part that I haven’t quite figured out is whether the media is in on the joke or the butt of it.

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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2018, 06:45:48 AM »

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I am now convinced that these guys are just messing with the fans.  The part that I haven’t quite figured out is whether the media is in on the joke or the butt of it.
The "it was" part of the quote instead of "there were" messes with me more than thinking that Clarkson believes the rest of it.

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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2018, 07:15:56 AM »

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Ah, the Flintstones were real history it seems afterall....... JK

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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2018, 09:11:02 AM »

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When I used to get high and watch the Flintstones that would have made sense hahaha.