I always considered the "scorer' label to be a mutually exclusive one. So a scorer is somewhat limited-- strictly a shot creator (for himself) that can go off at any given time. For example, Jamal Crawford, Lou Williams, Carmelo, etc. I'd like to sneak Swaggy P in there because "Swaggy P."
Other guys can be elite offensive talents, but if they do a lot more than that, I'd add to that title. For example, I'd consider Westbrook a 'score first PG, and LeBron a 'beast.'
That said, I think you should quit goofing around at work, pal.