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And now lavar has pulled liangelo out of UCLA basketball.Final UCLA stats: 0 minutes, 0 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks and 1 steal.
New theory.In the middle of the night representatives from the FBI, CIA, Skull and Bones, the Illuminati, the Boy Scouts, the nuns, the Volturi, the Men in Black, Star Fleet, the Justice League, the American League, the National League, and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen entered LaVar Ball's house, found him eating pork rinds on the couch and said "We need you for a very special mission. Nobody can know. The people aren't ready. We have 2 Hobbits on a mission to Mount Doom and we need you to keep the eye of Trump fixed on you. You can say whatever you want to say. Tweet whatever you will, but keep all his attention fixed on you. You see.....President Trump is possessed of the spirit of Sauron. If the Hobbits don't succeed the age of the Orc shall be upon us."To which LaVar said "So basically you just want me to sorta be a jerk?"And they said "Yeah. Be yourself. Can you do that?"And he said "I'm actually a bigger jerk than Stalin. I was a jerk way before the president and way better than any other jerk. If I wanted my sons to major in jerkdom they'd be jerkier than Jamaican jerk cooking or even Steve Martin in the movie The Jerk. I invented the dance Jerkin. It's like Twerking, but different. I can...."And then they all said "Thanks." and left.
@SportandoLaMelo and LiAngelo Ball have been offered to Croatian champions @KKCedevita, per source.The two Ball brothers have also been offered to some Japanese teams
@GuillaumeVIZADEAlso been offered to french teams proA-proB. "Money is not the prblm but they want to play together, and will give exposure to the teams"
Quote from: hwangjini_1 on December 06, 2017, 12:25:33 AMAnd now lavar has pulled liangelo out of UCLA basketball.Final UCLA stats: 0 minutes, 0 points, 0 assists, 0 rebounds, 0 blocks and 1 steal. Ohhhhhhh! Please tweet that everywhere funny
ESPN just posted a followup story with timeline on this:http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/22614341/liangelo-lavar-ball-donald-trump-shoplifting-scandal-rocked-ucla-ncaa-basketball-seasonFun detail - charges against the players had been dropped, passports returned and their flight home had been booked 2 days BEFORE Gen. Kelly called them for the first time informing them that Trump was getting involved on their behalf and the whole political half of this mess started. Shocker.