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Celtic Frankenstein
« on: October 19, 2017, 10:35:26 PM »

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Your challenge: make the best possible NBA player using attributes from current Celtics.

For instance:

Kyrie's handle
Tatum's body
Baynes' nastiness
Brown's athleticism
Horford's brain
Smart's defense

Etc., etc.


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Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2017, 10:49:05 PM »

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Your challenge: make the best possible NBA player using attributes from current Celtics.

For instance:

Kyrie's handle
Tatum's body
Baynes' nastiness
Brown's athleticism
Horford's brain
Smart's defense

Etc., etc.

Bayne's stare down
Kyrie's brain
Smart's shot selection
Gordon's ankle +
Semi's yabu


Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2017, 10:52:30 PM »

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No one will ever top McHale for the title of Celtic Frankenstein, lol :laugh:.

Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2017, 11:27:42 PM »

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Kyrie's handle
Tatum's footwork
Brown's physical attributes
Horford's awareness
Smart's defense
Hayward's shooting

Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2017, 12:06:06 AM »

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Your challenge: make the best possible NBA player using attributes from current Celtics.

For instance:

Kyrie's handle
Tatum's body
Baynes' nastiness
Brown's athleticism
Horford's brain
Smart's defense

Etc., etc.

I.e., the Greek Freak

Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2017, 12:09:00 AM »

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Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2017, 12:20:49 AM »

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This is one of those infographics where it always ends up at either Kawhi Leonard or LeBron James, isnít it?

Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2017, 12:22:58 AM »

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Pretty sure Aron Baynes plays an important role in this...

https://twitter.com/Marc_DAmico/status/915015702511341569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.weei.com%2Fblogs%2Fweei%2Ftommy-heinsohn-makes-his-mark-first-preseason-game

Tommy referring to Baynes:  "I sawr him inda shower.  He looks like all of Australia.  He's really put together."

If that's not a disturbing visual I don't know what is.   :o :-X :o

Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2017, 02:50:15 AM »

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Yabu's body
Jaylen's athleticism
Kyrie's handle and interior finishing
Hayward's shooting
Baynes' toughness
Smart's defense
Horford's vision
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Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2017, 03:52:56 AM »

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Agree with OP, along with Rozier's clutch gene.
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Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2017, 08:28:35 AM »

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Body and athleticism = Rozier
Ball-handling = Kyrie
Passing = Smart
Decision making = Horford
Rebounding = Tatum
Shooting = Kyrie
Feel for the game = Smart
Defense = Smart
Mentality / Fearlessness / Aggressiveness = Smart
Toughness = Smart

Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2017, 09:27:30 AM »

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Can we get Kelly's hair back?  Miami can keep the rest.  Baynes' hair doesn't quite suffiice.

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Re: Celtic Frankenstein
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2017, 09:58:40 AM »

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Your challenge: make the best possible NBA player using attributes from current Celtics.

For instance:

Kyrie's handle
Tatum's body
Baynes' nastiness
Brown's athleticism
Horford's brain
Smart's defense

Etc., etc.

I like all of those things, plus add in Theis' giant hands and Semi's biceps.
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