Nice that we will literally only have to deal with 24 hours of devastating sadness if we manage to play and lose Game 7, because the next night is.... THE LOTTERY!!!!!!!!!
Oh mighty Basketball Gods, oh ghost of Stern, Oh magic and cavalier overlord protectors, take pity on this once impregnable city and grant us the power to slay the Ohioan dragon, and rule this kingdom of the East for generations to come.
Rubick's cube, bubble and hubble and trouble and whatever else... ah [dang it], pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?