Embiid, Bayless, and Covington are all out. Given that we are the Boston Celtics, I predict that we will struggle tonight, even though 3 of their top contributors are out, and will likely lose. This will lead to frustration on this forum and across social media. Furthermore, the haters will crawl out of their caves to tell us we are stuck in purgatory and mediocrity forever. Finally, we will come up with some sort of an excuse to justify the loss. The team will fly to Houston, and, since we are the Boston Celtics, we will blow out the Rockets (who are 13-7 and just beat the Warriors), and all order will have been restored in the world.