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What is the holdup?
« on: August 30, 2016, 10:29:17 AM »

Offline A Future of Stevens

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Ever since the smoking gun noel twitter black square reveal we have been holding our breath for a month after jaylen signed his rookie scale on july 27th.

Why is danny dragging his feet? Shouldnt jaylen be wearing a sixers uniform now? This is all very confusing, what could it mean? My guess is its aliens.

Edit: I guess the aliens comment didnt push it far enough towards this being a joke thread and for that I apologize.
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Fake

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Aliens are never fake.
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It's not happening because it's a bad trade for the Celtics.

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Aliens are never fake.

Agreed
It is known

I was gonna say.....I mean have you SEEN Ancient Aliens on the history channel? God
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Aliens are never fake.
wise words to live by. tp.
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It's not happening because it's a bad trade for the Celtics.
but what about aliens?
I believe Gandhi is the only person who knew about real democracy — not democracy as the right to go and buy what you want, but democracy as the responsibility to be accountable to everyone around you. Democracy begins with freedom from hunger, freedom from unemployment, freedom from fear, and freedom from hatred.
- Vandana Shiva

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It's not happening because it's a bad trade for the Celtics.
but what about aliens?

He's a locker room cancer.

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It's not happening because it's a bad trade for the Celtics.
but what about aliens?

He's a locker room cancer.

Aliens are a locker room cancer?
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It's not happening because it's a bad trade for the Celtics.
but what about aliens?

He's a locker room cancer.

Aliens are a locker room cancer?
you didnt know? name a single nba team that has won a championship with an alien. NONE. case closed.

 ;D
I believe Gandhi is the only person who knew about real democracy — not democracy as the right to go and buy what you want, but democracy as the responsibility to be accountable to everyone around you. Democracy begins with freedom from hunger, freedom from unemployment, freedom from fear, and freedom from hatred.
- Vandana Shiva

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It's not happening because it's a bad trade for the Celtics.
but what about aliens?

He's a locker room cancer.

Aliens are a locker room cancer?
you didnt know? name a single nba team that has won a championship with an alien. NONE. case closed.

 ;D

This is specieist.  You know darn well that there have not been enough alien players to give a statistically significant sample of whether or not they decrease the likelihood of a team losing for any reason (like being bad).  And even if there WAS, it takes some real hardheadedness to say it's because they're locker room cancers (which is also a specieist term, clearly referring to the people from 55 Cancri, in the constellation Cancer), as opposed to just bad or unlucky

Quit it with your human privilege

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Noel was just trolling us via twitter.   

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Ever since the smoking gun noel twitter black square reveal we have been holding our breath for a month after jaylen signed his rookie scale on july 27th.

Why is danny dragging his feet? Shouldnt jaylen be wearing a sixers uniform now? This is all very confusing, what could it mean? My guess is its aliens.

Edit: I guess the aliens comment didnt push it far enough towards this being a joke thread and for that I apologize.

You'll be seeing aliens BEFORE you see Jaylen traded to the 'Stinkers for Noel. ;D ;D ;D