It's not happening because it's a bad trade for the Celtics.
but what about aliens?
He's a locker room cancer.
Aliens are a locker room cancer?
you didnt know? name a single nba team that has won a championship with an alien. NONE. case closed.
This is specieist. You know darn well that there have not been enough alien players to give a statistically significant sample of whether or not they decrease the likelihood of a team losing for any reason (like being bad). And even if there WAS, it takes some real hardheadedness to say it's because they're locker room cancers (which is also a specieist term, clearly referring to the people from 55 Cancri, in the constellation Cancer), as opposed to just bad or unlucky
Quit it with your human privilege
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Wow, that was longer than I expected, I must really be bored