What happens if the Celts lose tonight?
- Hot, sticky blood rains from the sky.
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2 (7.1%)
- Brad Stevens, overcome with rage, violently transforms into a werebeast and eats the team.
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8 (28.6%)
- Jared Sullinger, overcome with despair, eats the team.
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7 (25%)
- The crust of the earth cracks beneath TD Garden and the entire arena descends into Hell.
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4 (14.3%)
- A frighteningly pale Brett Brown tears off his shirt to reveal the dark, gaping hole where his heart once was, and bellows in a voice too loud and deep to be human, "IT WAS WORTH IT."
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7 (25%)
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