Not intended to derail, but...
Imagine you're PJ III, just got out to Boston, chillin in your hotel after the presser. Not a lot to do since you don't know where you live, if your knees will work tomorrow, or if you may still become a boss someday. So what do you do?
Hop onto the internet. That's what people do now. And PJ III is going to fall into the trap a lot of athletes and celebs do - Google himself. And what's he going to find? A thread on CsBlog with the title "Perry Jones - weird." Poor guy.