Let's be honest, when the likes of Corey Brewer, Amir Johnson, Gerald Green, and Robin Lopez are the best your rebuilding team can even schedule for a phone conference, you know it's probably time to just forget about free agency.
So let's take advantage of some other teams looking to retool and make big signings this summer, and also look for opportunities to take advantage of our overflow of guards.
(1) Trade Turner to the Heat for McRoberts, Chalmers, and Birdman and a pick
Help the Heat get cap space to more easily keep Dwayne Wade, using our trade exceptions / cap space to smooth out salary disparity.
(2) Trade Bradley to the Suns for TJ Warren & a future pick
The Suns are probably trading Bledsoe soon and could use a shooting guard, given that Devin Booker is gonna take some time to grow into a starting role. Warren is an interesting player who provides size and scoring ability on the wing. If he ever develops an outside shot, he'll be pretty good.
(3) Trade Smart, Sullinger, and 2016 Brooklyn 1st for Nerlens Noel
The Sixers have a million centers and the Celts have a million guards and power forwards. Match made in ... tankersville. Anyways, Noel fills a role the Celtics desperately need fillin', and has higher upside than both Smart and Sullinger. Philly only considers this deal because they can't really develop 3 centers at once.
The Brooklyn pick is probably ending up in the middle of the first round, just like all of the other picks the Celts own. Not a big loss.
(4) Re-sign Crowder
It might cost a pretty penny, but it'll be a decent deal in a couple of years. If we're gonna spend big bucks on a non-shooting wing, it might as well be a younger guy who has already played well for us rather than a 30 year old journeyman like Brewer.
Here's the only slightly (or majorly) tankerific result:
Rozer / Thomas / Chalmers
Young / Young / Hunter
Crowder / Warren / Wallace
Olynyk / McRoberts / Mickey
Noel / Zeller / Birdman