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What do you think the NFL will "catch" the Patriots doing next?

Black MagicGate.....you're not supposed to hire voodoo guys
2 (25%)
Supermangate....you're not supposed to bring in people with superpowers
0 (0%)
Nextgenerationpedsyouhaven'tevenheardofbuteveryoneusesGate
1 (12.5%)
Tookarefoutfordinnergate.....You can't take refs out to dinner!
0 (0%)
Silencegate......Instead of pumping noise into stadium...made it dead silent..you can't do that
2 (25%)
Girlfriendgate....hiring women to date players on the other team and dump them right before game day
2 (25%)
summowrestlerGate.....everyone knows you can't do that
1 (12.5%)

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Re: Predict the next Patriots gate scandal
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2015, 03:45:51 PM »

Offline PhoSita

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Psychic-Gate, where it comes out that Belichick routinely visits a woman, who allegedly has the ability to see the future, to discover what plays and defensive schemes the opponent will use against him each Sunday.

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Re: Predict the next Patriots gate scandal
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2015, 04:00:54 PM »

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Artificially inflating their fanbase's persecution complex above tolerable limits.
Isn't it only a persecution complex if it's not actually happening?

Re: Predict the next Patriots gate scandal
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2015, 04:11:11 PM »

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Foodpoisongate where the Pats poison the food at the hotels visiting teams stay at to give them a really awesome digestive problem.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2336560/Spurs-dealt-devastating-blow-by-food-poisoning.html
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Re: Predict the next Patriots gate scandal
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2015, 04:14:47 PM »

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These are good predictions


Gang Gate.....The Pats hire friends of Hernandez to ruin other teams from the inside