I really needed cheering up this morning. I wasn't going to open this thread as it was so long already. So glad I did, forgotten all my problems and had a few good belly laughs.
Thank you to everybody who has contributed and the OP for the read.
Most important point made - Boston has nothing to lose and Cleveland everything.
Still laughing about the travel clip, Kevin should emigrate to Sydney maybe - the weather, the sports and nightlife are all better and you still have some clueless folk walking around in Cavs tops.