I haven't seen this many arguments about cousins since I visited West Virginia with my family.
How quickly we forget the "Perennial Loser," KG; the "Cancerous Enigma," Pierce; and the "Journeyman Stat-Padder," Ray Allen, all circa 2007.
EDIT: Don't forget "Mindless Chucker that Holds KD Back" Russell Westbrook, circa 2012.