Can you guys help me out? (off-topic)

[alldaboston]

OK, so this is a problem that I've been having for quite some time now. It happens in the worst of circumstances, and it's really annoying.
At seemingly random times, whenever I move around, jump around, play basketball, etc, my stomach makes the worst "sloshing" noise ever. It sounds as though I've got 5 gallons of water in my stomach, just moving around. It's really loud, and, for example if I'm on a run with some friends, they can easily hear my stomach the entire time. It's like water is moving around in there.
It currently is making the noise today too. I was playing basketball with some friends, and every time I jump, go for a layup, take a jumpshot, or even just run, it makes the horrible sloshing sound. It sounds like water, but I've barely drank anything all day.

It's super embarrassing, and I can't seem to think of anything I can do to fix it.

Can you guys please give me some advice??

[jamison the james]

haha, no kidding?

I have this exact problem, except it happens when i play soccer. its kinda like a deep wave sound, almost as if, like you said, theres tons of water flowing around in my stomach. its really awk when someone else hears it. i wouldnt mind some advice either lol.

[Roy H.]

I googled "sloshing stomach while running", and it seems like this is a fairly common thing.  I'll let you wade through the results, but it seems like there's a lot of info out there.  A lot of folks suggest it could be due to acid or lack of digestive bacteria (i.e., take a probiotic / yogurt).

[jamison the james]

I googled "sloshing stomach while running", and it seems like this is a fairly common thing.  I'll let you wade through the results, but it seems like there's a lot of info out there.  A lot of folks suggest it could be due to acid or lack of digestive bacteria (i.e., take a probiotic / yogurt).

digestive bacteria, hmmm, interesting,

btw Roy, why do you have a negative amount of TPs?

[Roy H.]

btw Roy, why do you have a negative amount of TPs?

Long story, but a couple of years ago some folks were getting a little agitated by their number of Tommy Points, to the point where the staff heard that people were creating Tommy Point cliques, alternate accounts to pump up their own counts, etc.  It led to a small amount of drama.

To combat the silliness of that whole thing, and to show that TPs were actually meaningless in the grand scheme of life, I gave myself a ton of negative TPs, to the point where I'll never be positive again.  It was hopefully an example that these things mean nothing, other than being fun little acknowledgements.

[FatKidsDad]

No offense meant to Roy, but why is the attorney responding to this? How about a physician? Bahku, you out there?

[Ogaju]

Because attorneys are very good at research on a wide variety of subjects.

[Ogaju]

btw Roy, why do you have a negative amount of TPs?

Long story, but a couple of years ago some folks were getting a little agitated by their number of Tommy Points, to the point where the staff heard that people were creating Tommy Point cliques, alternate accounts to pump up their own counts, etc.  It led to a small amount of drama.

To combat the silliness of that whole thing, and to show that TPs were actually meaningless in the grand scheme of life, I gave myself a ton of negative TPs, to the point where I'll never be positive again.  It was hopefully an example that these things mean nothing, other than being fun little acknowledgements.

That is a very laudable thing for you to do, but I don't think you should have done that. So I think everyone should give Roy H a TP every chance they get to thank him for such a selfless act. Lets see if we can get Roy back on the positive side

[SHAQATTACK]

Because attorneys are very good at research on a wide variety of subjects.

Just ask..

DR ROY. 

[mgent]

btw Roy, why do you have a negative amount of TPs?

Long story, but a couple of years ago some folks were getting a little agitated by their number of Tommy Points, to the point where the staff heard that people were creating Tommy Point cliques, alternate accounts to pump up their own counts, etc.  It led to a small amount of drama.

To combat the silliness of that whole thing, and to show that TPs were actually meaningless in the grand scheme of life, I gave myself a ton of negative TPs, to the point where I'll never be positive again.  It was hopefully an example that these things mean nothing, other than being fun little acknowledgements.

Haha "Tommy Point clique" always makes me laugh.

And you've already gotten several thousand TP's over the past couple years, Roy, you'll be out of the hole in a decade or so (or sooner if play more PAPOUG type games).