People cant be dumb enough to think that this was a serious post by OP.
Oh God, Celts blog has some dumber people than I thought.
It's not always that "People cant be dumb enough to think....". Some people take almost everything they hear or read literally. Or, they interpret more literally than others.
I have people close to me who are like that. It can be rather frustrating for them and myself especially if there is humor involved. Thus, I try not to be judgmental or over-react when they question things I say.