I'm about as negative about this ripoff as anyone you'll find on here, but, in seeing the picture from the introductory press conference, it occurred to me that these three new 'Celtics'
could be just what we need. Comic relief.
And heeeeeeeeeere they are
Bachelorette number one hails from Naboo, a planet recently invaded by the Trade Federation. He enjoys sushi and hot tubbing, anytime.
Introducing, Jar Jar Binks' brother, Brandan Wright! Binks with the rejection! Binks coming from the weak side!
Bachelorette number 2 has 99 problems, but his hair ain't one.
Modelling himself, but not his game, after the manimal, here's Jae Crowder!
And finally, bachelorette number 3 was so atrocious at point guard that the Dallas Mavericks finally saw him for what he is - a phantom menace.
When he isn't preoccupied with basketball, he finds himself routinely rejected as a South Park stand-in. Introducing, Jameer Nelson!
Sorry for not going in order, btw, but I couldn't find separate, current, photos of each in a Celtics uniform, for obvious reasons.
So, who will Danny move first, or leave in Florida?
Will it be, bachelorette #1, bachelorette #2, or bachelorette #3?