"We are sacrificing the insatiable short-term interest of the fans in order to build a more sound structure, from the ground up, that management has had a large role in creating. Emphasis is on our core values, the capacity of which will be determined by team management. The recent moves made by our team aim to do that; we are excited to give hope for the future by way of draft picks and exciting young prospects that fans can watch develop from rookies to superstars. Once again, while fans immediate desires are unappeasable, please avoid scurrilous claims that may hamper our organization's long-term plan. We are ecstatic to pioneer a new organizational strategy, and our fans should be excited to be part of history. In what will seem like no time, our organization will be relevant, not just as a fringe playoff team, but as a legitimate championship contender. Thank you all for staying awake, and go 76ers!
PS- Or this all might blow up in our faces, we lose our franchise, and we suck for eternity."