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Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider and the Hoff?

The Dukes
5 (27.8%)
Knight Rider and the Hoff
12 (66.7%)
A tie
1 (5.6%)

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Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2014, 09:38:02 PM »

Offline Eja117

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I want to point out Kitt was built with 1980s tech back when computers couldn't win chess games or be controlled with your phone. How on Earth he would realistically run down the Dukes on backroads is beyond me.
They'd probably get Daisy's boyfriend to just dig a couple big holes with a back ho that Kitt couldn't get out of like a tiger trap

Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2014, 09:40:51 PM »

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You know we've reached the dog days of summer when people start posting about topics such as this one haha.

Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2014, 09:42:13 PM »

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Did the original Kitt have guns, or is the plan to bore the Dukes to death with nagging conversation?

Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2014, 10:09:13 PM »

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Yeah you'd have to break out the Batman-style "surely they'd think of something!" arguments to have the Dukes winning out over the massive tech advantages Knight Rider's got.

Now, Knight Rider vs. Airwolf...now we're talking!
Cmon.....Kitt doesn't have arms. You wait till Hoff takes a wiz, distract him with Daisey, and kick his wazoo while Uncle Jesse plays fiddle for Kitt. How hard can it be?


Yeah you'd have to break out the Batman-style "surely they'd think of something!" arguments to have the Dukes winning out over the massive tech advantages Knight Rider's got.


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Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2014, 10:18:33 PM »

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"Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider and the Hoff?"

chuck norris wins.

Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2014, 10:31:31 PM »

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I don't know about a fight, but a Jump Off would be really entertaining.
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Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2014, 10:44:56 PM »

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We need the old 80's action shows to come back, but they need to be grouped together.

Magnum PI joins Miami Vice

McGyver joins the A-Team

Air Wolf teams up with Knight Rider

Dukes of Hazzard work for Walker, Texas Ranger.

Okay so Walker was in the 90's. I think they would be outstanding.

Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2014, 09:22:34 AM »

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A secret agent with high tech equipment and an intelligent talking high powered car would easily beat the Dukes and their normal Charger. 

What about with their new Viper that they bought in that Autotrader commercial?
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