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Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider and the Hoff?

The Dukes
5 (27.8%)
Knight Rider and the Hoff
12 (66.7%)
A tie
1 (5.6%)

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Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« on: September 01, 2014, 05:21:58 PM »

Offline Eja117

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I was thinking of this all day.   I think I got the Dukes. Knight Rider wouldn't be able to compute their crazy ways and the Hoff can't take on both the Dukes.

Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2014, 07:25:56 PM »

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A secret agent with high tech equipment and an intelligent talking high powered car would easily beat the Dukes and their normal Charger. 
The Dukes, Daisy, and their car were way cooler though. 

Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2014, 07:55:20 PM »

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Knight Rider gets distracted by Daisy and Dukes use their bows and dynamite not even Kit can survive that.

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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2014, 08:36:36 PM »

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Dukes, hands down. They'd shuck and jive the Hoff so hard, he wouldn't know what hit him.
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Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2014, 09:00:30 PM »

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I think the Dukes would come up with a plan and give the Hoff moonshine and he wouldn't be able to handle it. Then they'd steal Kit and race with him.

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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2014, 09:39:27 PM »

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Knight Rider.  Eventually turbo boosts over a distance to far for the General Lee. 



Plus Kitt is not going to be taken out by dynamite arrows.

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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2014, 09:48:55 PM »

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Well this could freak you out....the actor that does Kitt is the teacher/mentor/next door neighbor on Boy Meets World.

What were the odds of that?

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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2014, 03:52:15 AM »

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Knight Rider. Because DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!

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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2014, 07:12:54 AM »

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Neither

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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2014, 02:54:51 PM »

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Knight Rider. Not even close.
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2014, 03:10:16 PM »

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Dukes. Two on 1. Get the Hoff out of the car and he's dust. Get Kit off road on the back roads and General Lee will dominate.

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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2014, 04:21:31 PM »

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Knight Rider. Not even close.

Agreed.

KR had Hasselhoff behind the wheel plus a nearly indestructible body on top of the high tech gadgets too.

No contest.


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Re: Who wins a fight between the Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider?
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2014, 04:30:41 PM »

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Yeah you'd have to break out the Batman-style "surely they'd think of something!" arguments to have the Dukes winning out over the massive tech advantages Knight Rider's got.

Now, Knight Rider vs. Airwolf...now we're talking!

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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2014, 04:48:30 PM »

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Maybe Knight Rider wins on the tech advantage, but the Dukes and the Gen Lee win on "coolness" factor alone. Knight Rider was lame and the Hoff is possibly one of the biggest chumps in the history of TV.

Now where my moonshine at!?

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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2014, 09:33:27 PM »

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Yeah you'd have to break out the Batman-style "surely they'd think of something!" arguments to have the Dukes winning out over the massive tech advantages Knight Rider's got.

Now, Knight Rider vs. Airwolf...now we're talking!
Cmon.....Kitt doesn't have arms. You wait till Hoff takes a wiz, distract him with Daisey, and kick his wazoo while Uncle Jesse plays fiddle for Kitt. How hard can it be?