This idea is based on the possibility that Minnesota might prefer veterans who let them think they can make the playoffs. I haven't rigorously checked the math, but I think it is close enough that if it doesn't work you only need to toss around some minor contracts.
Orlando
In - Celtics first round pick (#6). 2015 protected Philly pick, Joel Anthony, Phil Pressey
Out - Aaron Afflalo, the Knicks' first round pick (#12), future second-round pick
Detroit
In - Orlando's second first round pick (#12 from Knicks), Kevin Martin, Chase Budinger, Brandon Bass
Out - Josh Smith, Will Bynum, second round pick (#38)
Minnesota
In - Josh Smith, Aaron Afflalo, #17 pick, Sullinger or Olynyk
Out - Kevin Love, Kevin Martin, Chase Budinger
Boston
In - Kevin Love, Will Bynum, Detroit's second round pick (#38), future Orlando second-round pick
Out - #6 pick, #17 Nets pick, 2015 protected Philly pick, Joel Anthony, Brandon Bass, Phil Pressey, Sullinger or Olynyk
Orlando moves their second first-round draft pick for their rebuilding. I am not sure what they want, but it feels like they are in a holding pattern while they wait for some of their young players to demonstrate they are keepers.
Detroit gets out from Josh Smith's contract, addresses their lack of three-point shooting, gets a floor-spreading big off the bench (is it good or bad that SVG is familiar with him?), and gets a first round pick after losing their pick to Charlotte.
Minnesota gets two starters, a young player with upside, and a first while getting rid of the contracts for Martin and Budinger.
Boston gets Love, a veteran backup for Rondo, and a second-round pick to use on a potential sleeper. I am a bit interested in a Eurostash pick of Bogdan Bogdanovic.
Boston is left with the TPE, the unguaranteed contracts of Keith Bogans and whoever else isn't used up in this deal, Kelly Olynyk, all of their own post-2014 picks , and extra first-round picks in 2015, 2016, and 2018 as trade assets, along with the MLE (and the BAE), to address the need for a rim-protecting center and any other needs.