Updated Utah Flash Trading BlockFree!!!!:Jonas Jerebko - Seriously, just make
ANY offer. It will be accepted.
- No really!
- Do you know that song, 'Mr Roboto' by Styx?
- Here's a link to it to refresh your memory:
http://youtu.be/3cShYbLkhBc - What does this have to do with Jonas Jerebko?
- Sing the tag line to this song in your head, "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
- Now, sing that same line in your head again, but replace the "Mr. Roboto" with "Jonas Jerebko"
- Repeat that... 10 times.
- You can send your therapist bills to:
mkogav
The Utah Flash
10236 Charing Cross Rd.
Beverly Hills, CA 90024
Most Available:Archie Goodwin - 2nd youngest player in 2013 draft
- Posted this line last season: 31min, 29pts, 1 3ptr, 3rbs, 2 steals.
- Capitalize on my impatience!
Tony Wroten - 13/3/3 last season... and just turned 21 in April
- Capitalize on my ineptitude!
- Do I have to keep posting this?
I Like These Players More Than I Should, But I Will Listen To Offers:Kendall Marshall - Starting Buck PG?
Jeremy Lamb - Scott Brooks, Scott Brooks,Scott Brooks
- Scott Brooks,Scott Brooks,Scott Brooks
- Scott Brooks,Scott Brooks,Scott Brooks.
- Scott Brooks,Scott Brooks,Scott Brooks.
Cody Zeller - Got better every month of his rookie season... well, except for January.
Donatas Motiejunas - Clicking this link will make your day:
https://twitter.com/#!/@DonatasMot These Players Are 97.89% Unavailable (And Yet Both Lance & Mirza Were Traded From This List)Kemba Walker - King's Ransom
Tim Hardaway, Jr. - King's Ransom
Tobias Harris - King & Queen's Ransom
Derrick Favors - King & Queen's Ransom
Victor Oladipo - King, Queen, & Whole Royal Family Ransom
That Boat Sailed Weeks Ago, Don't Bother:Paul GeorgeJust as a reference to all the GMs who put in offers for PG13, his 2013 stat line:
Min FGM FG% 3P FTM FT% RB AST STL TO PTS
36.2 7.2 42.4 2.3 5.0 86.4 6.8 3.5 1.9 2.8 21.7
2014 Picks (I Want More):
#7
#16
#18
#20
2015 Picks:UF #1 - The Utah Flash are refers to this pick as the "Emmanuel Oubre Okafor"
- The Utah Flash only have 11 healthy players on their roster (Domo Arigato Jonas Jerebko, not included)
- The Utah Flash are likely to have 4-6 rookies on their roster
- There won't be as many GMs in rebuild mode this season
- This pick will be VERY good
UF #2 - AKA, "The Sweetener"
Traded To Greener Pastures:Thomas Robinson - We hardly knew you TRob!
Roy Hibbert - Long time UF. Last reminant of the 2009 Championship team, sigh...
Lance Stephenson - I am going to regret this one.
Mirza Teletovic - Sry Kwhit, I forgot to mention one thing about this deal. Along with Mizra, this season you also will receive ~251 "Mizra-trade-regret" proposals from me.
Summary:Mk