Oh my god. Say LEGIT again. I love it. I can't get enough legitimacy talk. Especially referring to large basketball players.
We had Garnett, by the way. Garnett was an excellent center, scorer, inside helper, and defensive rebounder. Most importantly, he was OH SO LEGITIMATE. He had seven whole feet, including that critical final inch from whence legitimacy pours. AND POUR IT DID! He oozed legitimacy, constantly, all over everything. You couldn't share a table with him at lunch lest you accidentally taste legitimacy in your bologna sandwich. If you used the stairmaster after Kevin Garnett at the gym, you would literally have to mop up all of the legitimacy first or else you'd legitimately slip and break your bum.
So much ink spilled over LEGITIMATE centers. Meantime, Jared Sullinger joins the team and is precisely the low post offensive operator that everyone seemed to be constantly pining for back when we had a quality 7-footer. The problem? NOT LEGIT! Jared Sullinger is entirely illegitimate. Swing and a miss! The legitimacy store only stocks shelves too high for Mr. Sullinger to reach. If only Plumlee, Dieng, or Asik, none of whom have any idea whatsoever how to score in the post by the way, could smuggle some down to him. Woe be to us.