Still bored. I already detailed my Master "win now" plan:
http://forums.celticsblog.com/index.php?topic=68856.0Now I'll throw a rolled up bundle of wet toilet paper against the wall and come up with my Master "win later" plan. This represents the opposite course of action... bottoming out good and proper, acquiring some young assets, freeing up lots of cap space and embracing the tank.
Pro tip: Might as well send our talent to teams in the East. Their improvement is our gain. We don't want to accidentally make the playoffs this year.
If the season ended today, Boston would miss the playoffs and have a Top 9 pick.
My targets: Bobcats and Cavs. Both teams apparently WANT to make the playoffs this year. These teams aren't necessarily tanking... Bobcats signing Big Al represents a team that wants to win. The Cavs were going for it with Bynum, but it didn't work out. Let's help them win this year.
#1 - I'd trade Rajon Rondo, Gerald Wallace's horrible contract, and Brandon Bass to the Bobcats for Gordon's expiring, Sessions expiring, MKG and Biyombo. If we can get a pick out of it, great.
Rationalization: Look, ideally I also want a 1st rounder or two. I wouldn't mind them including Kemba Walker as well. But the main benefit here is getting rid of Wallace and getting a couple young prospects in MKG and Biyombo. Tweak as necessary, but that's the main framework. Bobcats get an elite PG and a serviceable big. They can feel free to flip Kemba to a 3rd team since he'll be redundant with Rondo.
#2 - Trade Jeff Green and Courtney Lee to the Cavs for Bynum and Waiters.
Rationalization: We'd immediately waive Bynum. Cavs reportedly want some SF help. They reached out to the Bulls about trading Bynum for Deng, but the Bulls weren't interested. Part of the appeal there might have also been that Deng was an expiring contract... keeping their flexibility. Not sure if they'd actually want Jeff Green. Waiters was rumored to want a trade. They aren't infatuated with him. This honestly might not be enough for the Cavs. Green and Lee would help their team... I don't have a good read on this situation. Some people suggest they'd give up a pick to get Bynum out of there. Others suggest you'd have to give up a pick to get Bynum. So adjust accordingly.
Here it is as a three teamer:
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=p4jdfx8 Immediately cut Bynum. Buy out the expiring contracts of Gordon, Humph, Bogans and Sessions. Your team now looks like this:
PG - Crawford (expiring)
SG - Waiters, Bradley (expiring)
SF - MKG
PF - Sully/Oly
C - Biyombo/Fav
Congrats, your team is a lock for a Top 8 pick and has roughly 35 million dollars in cap space this summer. You ain't winning any time soon.