Haha. This is such a ripoff. Cleveland wouldn't even listen to this.
3 team deal?
Classic.
CB trade proposer: "I think we should trade crappy Celtics player X for player Y, who is far superior, on some other team."
Sensible response: "This deal is crazy, the other team would never even consider it."
Still-deluded trade proposer: "It would work if we somehow found another (unspecified) team who would trade us their great player Z for our crappy player X - who we could then flip for some real talent."
Mmmmmkay.