NBA PLayers' names as catchy replacement for adjectives/verbs/nouns.

[Yoki_IsTheName]

I am an avid listener of The Basketball Jones podcast (i think I already said this before) and while I was tuned in, they had a mail in which the guy asked what names can they think of that can be catchy replacements for common adjectives or verbs or nouns that we use in everyday life.

He had examples like "Yo, can I get a Stockton (assist) on this table" and "You know that your current GF is just a Rodman (rebound) right?"

So, like I always say, for the sake of fun, creativity and discussion, let's hear yours. We might be able to use it with fellow basketball fans in our everyday living and may look cool doing so... 

I have one.

"Make sure you Kwame (scrub) that floor really good."

Fire away. The witty ones will get TP's from me.

[Eja117]

I was trying to get this girl to go out with me but then she totally Manute Boled me.  ....Dikembed me.

So you got the deer perfect? Oh yeah. I totally Larry Birded it.

He was ticking me off so I McHaled him.

The guy just did the whole presentation himself after all the work we did together. He totally Kobed the whole thing.

I was like "let's practice" and he Iversoned.

The guy was all hype. He's a Thabeet.

[Yoki_IsTheName]

I was trying to get this girl to go out with me but then she totally Manute Boled me.  ....Dikembed me.

So you got the deer perfect? Oh yeah. I totally Larry Birded it.

He was ticking me off so I McHaled him.

The guy just did the whole presentation himself after all the work we did together. He totally Kobed the whole thing.

I was like "let's practice" and he Iversoned.

The guy was all hype. He's a Thabeet.

That one I LOL'd.

I got another one.

"Everytime you handle food that you serve, make sure you Gary Payton up."

[indeedproceed]

I thought I had it all but wrapped up, but in the end I Spreewell'd it away.

Whoa whoa, not cool. We're just cracking jokes and you gotta go Lambieering people? Grow up dude.

I went and sweetney'd the entire pizza and a pint of Ben and Jerry's. I'm going to crap a Volkswagen later.

[CelticConcourse]

I was at work one day but then my boss caught me Javaling around and I got fired on the spot.

[Edgar]

He sell his soul, what a Lebron.

[Yoki_IsTheName]

I was at work one day but then my boss caught me Javaling around and I got fired on the spot.

I have this friend who thought that the Sun was not a star. What a JaVale dude!

[KG_ended_Bias]

Don't get caught riding in the HOV lane, I heard that's a real "Garnett" !

Garnett: Meaning "Big Ticket"

[CelticConcourse]

I saw that it was 5:59:30 already and I only had one minute to drive three miles, good thing I tracy mcgradied there just in time.

[AB_Celtic]

Haha, very funny thread. TP to OP.

There's an obvious Delonte West one there somewhere, but I'll keep the forum PG (pun intended on that, though).

[D Dub]

this has all the makings of Thread of the Year.

Yoki, absolutley Paul Piercing it!!

[KG_ended_Bias]

My brother Asthma was acting up in this tiny tin barn at my grandfather's. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure he was having a "Shaq Attack"

[timobusa]

I wasn't getting along with my co worker so i Ray Allen'd outta there and worked for our rival company.

[timobusa]

I got in a car accident my face got deformed so bad, my nose got Pippened.

[Yoki_IsTheName]

So, my cousin walked by wearing his new outfit and I'm like WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT WESTBROOK!?