What about buying a storage valet for your stuff? Something like this would seemingly be presentable enough:that is what the cozy is basically, except it doesn't open and close, the stuff just sits on top. It has nice felt and stuff. It actually looks pretty nice. She just wants everything in the drawers and out of the way, which just seems odd to me.
I have a simpler version for my nightstand; it works great.
Well, I'm with you. It would drive me crazy, if the thing isn't an eyesore.
Does the cozy fit in the drawers? It seems like an inefficient waste of time and space, but I suppose it's a potential compromise.
Bull-crap it is. That jackbooted thug Moranis called a wife already got her compromise with the desk/sideboard thingy! Now he's gotta put his man-box into her lady drawers on top of everything?!
Im invested now. Moranis, you put your wallet and crap on the kitchen counter, lean back in a kitchen chair and see what happens. Next move is hers.