I mean, making a trillion dollar coin sounds like something you'd hear to explain the macguffin in a Ocean's 11 movie or a Nic Cage vehicle.
Coming soon to theaters:
National Treasure 3: Fight for Change
Just think of the puns. Man it would be awesome. Brett Ratner would just run around his office like a giddy school girl screaming "THIS STUFF WRITES ITS SELF!!"
"No, Silas...I just came to ask if you HAD ANY CHANGE!!" (guns and explosions!)
Nic Cage: "Don't suppose you had any spare change."
Enemy who used to be a friend, but became the enemy: "Sorry old friend, but this time, I really can't spare it." (GUNZ AND EXPLOSIONS!!!!)
Bad guy Aaron Burrtoo (played by Sean Bean), stands on the foothills of a massive pile of coins in the secret vault beneath the National Mint, pointing a gun at Nic Cage, kneeling and helpless.
Bean: And now, it's time for your adventure to end, Mr Gates. I guess the third time's not the charm. *winks at camera*
Thinking fast, Cage throws a handful of coins at Bean, making him stumble back and fire into the air. Bean regains his balance and reaims the gun with a steely glare.
Bean: Nice trick. But this time you'll get no quarter.
But suddenly, both men look up as they hear a deep rumbling. The shot has caused a coin avalanche.
Bean and Cage both sprint for a bulkhead door that is quickly closing for some reason. Cage dives through the door at the last instant as Bean is swallowed up by the mountain of change.
Sirens blare as Cage quickly runs to where his plucky young sidekick (played by Dakota Fanning, or her little sister. Whoever) is hiding.
Fanning: What happened to Mr Burrtoo?
Cage: He got nickel-and-dimed to death...
Fanning: Hahaha, you're the best, Mr G-
Cage:...to coin a phrase.
Fanning: Ok, too far.
AND SCENE!
Now I want to write this - it'd be the best thing since Lethal Weapon 5.