Behind Garnett, there is just a comedy of bad defenders. You want a short guy who is poor at reading plays, rebounding and never saw a pump fake he didn't want to devour? There's Bass. No Brains, halfway solid physical tools. You want an high-IQ rookie with horrible physical tools? Take Sullinger, all brains, no physical tools besides strength. You want a big man who is a fantastic athlete and strong but has one of the lowest basketball IQs in the NBA? Here's Wilcox for you, no brains, all body. You want a big man who actually has good size and a good basketball mind? Here's Collins, unfortunately he can't rebound and his finishing around the hoop makes Perkins look like Shaq.