Hello, ladies and germs, and welcome to "Panic!", the game where everyone wins by losing their minds!
The Celtics' season is already a whopping 4 (preseason) games old, and many CBers (myself included) have already found plenty of things to worry about, so let's get started!
Question 1: The Celtics began the season with Avery Bradley injured, and have since seen Chris Wilcox and Darko Milicic (and perhaps even—GASP!—KG) go down with "minor" injuries (I'm looking at you, Danny!): How long will it be before Jamar Smith and Fab Melo are part of the starting lineup?
Question 2: The Celtics are committing turnovers at a record-high (read: junior high) pace: Will turnovers cost the Celtics 30 wins this season, or a mere 20?
Question 3: Danny Ainge went to a lot of trouble to snag Courtney Lee, yet through four games, Lee has shot 1.7% from the field and had exactly three—count 'em: THREE!— good plays of any kind: Will he reach "Mark Blount" bust status, or merely "Gerald Green"?
Send in your answers, and you could be the lucky winner of nothing!