In the past 2/3 years:
I've played more basketball in my driveway than Rasheed Wallace has played overall.
I've very recently had two major knee operations, and I know I'm in better shape than Rasheed Wallace.
He's had a way worse diet, watched way more TV, drank way more beer, and smoked waaaayyy more nuggets than I have.
And now Sheed's back in the NBA.
But for some reason I'm routing for him.