I also feel like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glEiPXAYE-UUh, uh, uh, c'mon
Big E Big E Big E Big E can’t you see? Sometimes your moves just hypnotize me. And I just love your fancy plays. This is why you’re big and they’re so spayed.
Yank my Wesley Johnson. Suck on my Jimmer. Cause when it comes to threes you know he’s a killer. I'll torture you like 50 Shades of Grey. Sit down. Shut up and I'll reduce your pain. You think I'm a jerk. Watch me twerk. Like Miley. I look at my team and then I get smiley.
Your team is so old it’s gathering moss, but hey look at me cause I gots Terrence Ross.
My team’s Jeffrey Taylor made. You know you wanna be us. I gots Lithuanians, both Valunciunus and Donatas Montejunas.
Cmon, let’s go. I got Rondo. I got Oladipo. I’m gonna get a ring, but I wants more, so I made sure to draft McLemore. I went to PSU. I took classes in Willard. Now where are you? Cryin I got Lillard.
I will defend you swiftly and quickly, like Avery Bradley. Gonna make your balls swollen with Byron Mullens. Gonna make you spaz with my Mexican Vaz.
You don’t like rap? Like Sinatra and singers? Gots Singler and I’m a sixteenth Jew. It’s Yom Kippur and I got Zeller too. It’s kinda swelleroo. I could win with Spiro Agnew. I won’t atone. I won’t fast. You wanna offer picks for my bench because they won’t last.
My teams’ got a drug problem. His name’s Lamar Odom. I’m Irish. I drink in bars a ton and I even got Will Barton. For breakfast I eat beef wellington. And I got Wayne Ellington.
I learned my rhymes at the school of Fezzik. They aren’t designed to make you feel pleasant.
You can’t keep up with me. I’m Big E.
Big E Big E Big E Big E can’t you see? Sometimes your moves just hypnotize me. And I just love your fancy plays. This is why you’re big and they’re so spayed.