Yeah, I read that as Wiggle just avoiding the argument, not leaving the league. Although threatening to quit the league and then silently shuffling back into the fold is one of our richest traditions.
No, THE Walker Wiggle is indeed quitting in a huff, just as the humble founder of this league once did, and several managers since.
I'll miss you most of all, scarecrow.
I have a trade to announce, perhaps it will get us back to talking about basketball.
Sorry, boss, last word from me I swear - and just because a lot of the guys have been reaching out to me, which I do appreciate.
Nobody enjoyed his run in this league more than me, but if I stuck around now I'd just become part of the problem. It wouldn't be for fun, it would be to prove a point. I don't want to have the same arguments all over again, but can't always resist in the moment. I love some trash talk, I like bitter eye for an eye stuff less.
Anyway, many thanks to CB, to you Lucky, for playing warden, and to all the rest of you. I've got a surprising amount of affection for this semi-anonymous gang of rabble rousers.
I guess I'm entitled to name my successor (a weird rule that somebody made up last off-season) but I don't really know who that would be? Just remind whoever, that they've inherited first waiver priority. I was looking forward to that.
Good luck all. XOXO