Dear Mr Wallace,
We all know you are an avid reader of Celticsblog. Will you please help the Celtics in facilitating a sign and trade for OJ Mayo? We will be happy to trade you the sharpshooting E'twaun Moore, the "HIGH" flying sean willaims and the Bobcats second round draft pick.
I mean, You do kind of owe us after the whole Gin Baker debacle. Thank you for you understanding.
Regards,
Celtics Nation