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Offline KGs Knee

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Sorry, Charlotte—no changes in color scheme, nickname, or roster changes the fact that you shouldn't have an NBA team.

Care to elaborate on why you think Charlotte shouldn't have an NBA team?

Personally, I think Charlotte is a wonderful city.

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I believe NO has already crossed these names off of the lists:

New Orleans:

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I'm stealing a rare-good point made by Darren Rovell, but they have an entire offseason where people are dying for an ounce of basketball related news and they choose the afternoon before game 4 of the Finals to unveil their new jerseys.

The Charlotte Cats, ladies and gentlemen.

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They could always do a 3-way trade:

New Orleans becomes the Jazz
Charlotte becomes the Hornets
Utah becomes the Bobcats ???

Offline StartOrien

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They could always do a 3-way trade:

New Orleans becomes the Jazz
Charlotte becomes the Hornets
Utah becomes the Bobcats Racists ???

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Offline KY Celts fan

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They could always do a 3-way trade:

New Orleans becomes the Jazz
Charlotte becomes the Hornets
Utah becomes the Bobcats Racists ???

Fixed

What about Utah makes them racists?

Offline StartOrien

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They could always do a 3-way trade:

New Orleans becomes the Jazz
Charlotte becomes the Hornets
Utah becomes the Bobcats Racists ???

Fixed

What about Utah makes them racists?

Their notoriously racist crowd?

Offline Bombastic Jones

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They could always do a 3-way trade:

New Orleans becomes the Jazz
Charlotte becomes the Hornets
Utah becomes the Bobcats ???

I propose we petition the NBA to rectify all the stolen Nicknames:

New Orleans Hornets Jazz
Minnesota Timberwolves Lakers
Charlotte Bobcats Hornets
Los Angeles Lakers Stars?
Utah Jazz Pioneers?

Offline rocknrollforyoursoul

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Sorry, Charlotte—no changes in color scheme, nickname, or roster changes the fact that you shouldn't have an NBA team.

Care to elaborate on why you think Charlotte shouldn't have an NBA team?

Personally, I think Charlotte is a wonderful city.

Sure. I have nothing against the city, but that area seems like a place where great interest in college hoops doesn't translate to great interest in pro hoops.

Also, I'm of the mind that the NBA, like all American pro sports leagues, is watered down with too many teams, and I see Charlotte (based on my first point) as a good candidate to go. Others I'd like to see gone (or at least wouldn't mind seeing them gone):

Toronto: almost no one in Canada cares about basketball
Sacramento: historically bad, no one wants to play there, and Northern California doesn't need two teams (keep Golden State, which has had more success historically)
Memphis: good team but, like Charlotte, not a hotbed of basketball interest
Orlando: doesn't strike me as a pro sports city—it's sort of like the Jacksonville of the NBA
Cleveland: couldn't win with arguably the game's greatest player, then couldn't keep said player ... and no marquee free agents want to go there
Atlanta: forever mediocre, and like most of the league's Southern cities (see: Charlotte and Orlando), not a great basketball town
Washington: just a terrible franchise that's not going anywhere good
L.A. Clippers: historically awful, the butt of so many jokes; sure, they're pretty good now, but I'm confident Donald Sterling will find a way to screw it up ... and the Lakers own L.A., and likely always will
New Orleans: just ... meh; I don't care
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So according to sportslogos.net, the Bobcats, who will be going into their 9th season next year, have already had 3 different home jerseys, 3 different away jerseys, and 4 different alternate jerseys, 2 different primary logos, 8 different alternate logos, 4 different wordmark logs, and they're going to change it yet again?

Ya that's the solution Charlotte, just keep changing your unis and logos, that will solve your attendance problems.

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What a catastrophe. Charlotte fans must be catatonic at this point.
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What a catastrophe. Charlotte fans must be catatonic at this point.

ha. I see what you did there.

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Offline southshorematt

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I'm hoping NO changes to the "New Orleans Hurricanes"


It has a great ring to it

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Grizzlies fits Vancouver not Memphis
Jazz fits NO not Utah

Lakers fits Minneapolis not LA

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