Who would win a fight between the angry tequila brat and the Dos Equis geezer?

[Eja117]

honestly I hate them both and can't decide

[Roy H.]

Not even close.

[Eja117]

I admit it's entirely possible that the brat would be half drunk and complaining saying "Fight? Who even does this anymore?" and at that exact moment the geezer would punch him in the face

[slamtheking]

the MIMITW

he'll be holding his liquor while Tequila boy is stumbling around drunk throwing haymakers at air. 

[mqtcelticsfan]

Do not dare speak poorly of the most interesting man in the world.

[Roy H.]

[Chris]

Do not dare speak poorly of the most interesting man in the world.

I heard him on a podcast a few months ago, and it completely ruined it for me.  It turns out that the guy who plays the most interesting man in the world, may, in fact, be the most boring man in the world.  

[5.9.20.34.43]

It's the same guy.......and yes. He really IS that interesting.

[slamtheking]

TP  -- love it.

[ManUp]

Not even close.

 
Yes, clearly and if their are weapons involved we know who's dual wielding.

[Eja117]

I could see the possibility of the tequila brat pulling out a gun and killing the geezer and saying "Wow. Pretty interesting", and then being arrested in a very strange Trayvonish thing, with people protesting wearing really nice clothes.

[hwangjini_1]

Not even close.

I agree. And by the way, the tequila dude looks as if he showers only once a month.  yuck.

[Yoki_IsTheName]

[indeedproceed]

The MIMITW would beat the living crap out of 'little Chrissy' (seriously? Are we that far removed from the Sopranos that we don't even remember Christopher Moltisanti?) with a complex array of precision strikes to pressure points and a secret type of Brazilian jujitsu that monks learned from gorrillas, who learned it from ninjas, who learned it from tigers.

Afterwards, as the former mobster turned hype man lay bloody, confused, and mentally exhausted (because when you fight the MIMITW, there is also the obvious psychic trauma you endure, like staring into the sun too long), the 'geezer' will say one sentence, and only one sentence, which will open little Chrissy's mind.

They will then drink absurdly overpriced tequila, which they will chase with absurdly overpriced beer. Together, as friends, if not brothers.

[Eja117]

Well the important part is that we all recognize that if this guy ran at them, they'd get out of the way and tell their grandkids about it.