Trade 1:
Clippers trade: Eric Gordon, Chris Kaman (expiring), Al-Farouq Aminu, Randy Foye (expiring), Ryan Gomes (2 years left), 2014 #1, 2016 #1
Magic trade: Dwight Howard, Hedo Turkuglu (3 years), Chris Duhon (3 years), Quinton Richardson (3 years)
Trade 2:
Clippers trade: DeAndre Jordan (S&T), Eric Bledsoe, Mo Williams (2 years), unprotected 2012 Minnesota #1
Hornets trade: Chris Paul, David Andersen
I don't know, is Jordan, Bledsoe, and a potential top-5 #1 pick enough for CP3? Maybe not, especially without a ton of salary cap savings for New Orleans. However, it's at least a credible deal.
As for the Magic trade, the deal gets them a star SG, a competent center for a season, a decent young SF, all kinds of cap relief, and a couple of #1s. I don't know if that's better or worse than the reported Brook Lopez deal, but again, it's credible.
If this somehow happened, the Clippers would look like:
C: Dwight Howard
PF: Blake Griffin
SF: Hedo Turkuglu
SG: Free agent (MLE)
PG: Chris Paul
Bench: Bunch of scrubs, whoever they can sign with the bi-annual exception
It wouldn't be a very deep squad, but that team would be set up to dominate for a decade.