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?uestlove's Celebrity Stories

EVERY SINGLE CELEBRITY STORY STRAIGHT FROM ?UESTLOVE'S MOUTH.

A sample:
**You gotta have some pop-culture knowledge here. P=Prince, Tip=Q-Tip, ?= ?uestlove, Lenny=Lenny Kravitz.
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first convo ever

tip: i want you to meet the badde---
p: i know who this guy is....i love that video so funny
?:....uhhhh ... .....uugghh......ugugh..gg.g..g...
p and tip: huh?
?: ughgg g uggggg uuuuggggg
tip: he nervous....
?: um....wow....im just so ....like you be knowing who i be?
p: (confused glance at tip....)
tip: he is amazed you know he's alive...
?: yeah....um that.....u be knowing me and ****...oh im sorry....i mean you uguu

ugugugughgh....oh god imma cry.....uhmmmm....

tip: (gives me that "you blowing it look...just walk away)

?: um....imma go....

*walks away....tells date..."I (SCREWED) UP!!!! I NEED TO REDEEM MYSELF!!! SHOULD I RUN BACK?!?!?!"

--runs back 3 blocks....

runs downstairs....

lenny, tip, prince, kidadda jones and 3 other people are in a private room and im caught off guard like i just interuppted..

prince's bodyguards...

prince: noNO!!!! HE'S COOL!

?: hey..um....im sorry i dont wanna freak you out....its just really cool to meet my hero.

i just wanna say

"THE ROOM GETS SILENT"

---*13 secs....

"ummm........"dinner with delores was the greatest ending in post modern black rock history"......

tip: (hand over forehead)

*silence....


*leaves....

And, another...the Dave Chappelle story where Dave Chappelle and his producer got to go meet Prince after the famous Chappelle skit.

Key: p=prince, jw=Jehovah's Witness, Ahmir=?uestlove's real name
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they were so amped that prince invited em i didn't have the heart to tell em
the 1984 cat they idolize will not be in attendance.
so while in the elevator to his hotel i tried to give em the 30 second
crash course.

once i mentioned p being a JW ---the laughter lasted for like 14 seconds...
which was a time waster cause i didn't wanna say nothing once we went in the hallway
(p usually got security in the hall and i didnt want it to look like i was talking (crap))
so i was like "dog dont cuss, dont ask to drink nothing, its gonna be real tense
and uptight, we should just say hi and leave.....oh and another thing (the door opens---mind you my back is turned cause im trying to talk as fast as i can so we dont look uncomfortable)....

"and what is that ahmir?"

---there was no hallway..

(the door opened right in p's living room and i was none the wiser)

---i turned around and almost jumped out my skin.

a room with about 10 jw's in a circle quietly waiting for me to answer P's question.

*dave saves the day

"he told us that you will NOT make us pancakes!!!"

*silence

5....secs.....

then laughter......

wheeeeew

I can't get the image of Prince asking "And what is that, Ahmir?" like Dumbledor or the lady from Gryffendor just busted Harry Potter talking smack about them. HIlarious.

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Re: ?uestlove is the coolest nerd that ever existed, and here's proof.
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