I love Bill Simmon's writing for reasons like this...he was annoyed Kobe didn't make even one snippy tweet
"Is anyone else still saddened that Kobe didn't crush Dwight on Twitter after the Rockets announcement? I've never been more excited for somebody's next tweet. Even something short and sweet like "Houston, you have a problem" would have worked. Hey, Kobe, I know you're spending the summer lounging in a hyperbaric-chamber hot tub filled with deer-antler spray and platelet-massaged hemoglobin, but would one spiteful tweet have killed you?"