(A woman's husband was murdered, Frank and Ed are telling her how to tell her daughter that her father is dead)
Woman: And what about my daughter? What am I going to tell her??
Ed: Tell her he went on a long trip.
Frank: No, wait a minute...tell her a big monster came and took him to daddy heaven.
(woman cries)
Frank:....Nah.
Ed: What about this..he threw himself on a grenade and saved the battalion! Yeah that's it...
Frank: No, he was killed by left wing insurgents from Paraguay.
(Woman cries harder)
Frank: No? Bolivia!
Ed: I got it..he was traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson!
That's from the series Police Squad!, the precursor to the Naked Gun movies. Just hilarious.
NPR's show "Fresh Air" (their entertainment show) re-ran a show they did with Leslie Nielson in 1993. Tells how he went from serious acting to comedy, tells about the man, very touching in this context. Check it out if you want to know more about the man.
http://www.npr.org/2010/11/29/131665393/surely-fresh-air-remembers-leslie-nielsen