Portland laughs hysterically at that offer and tells Danny to put down the crack pipe.
I don't know if that's quite the case in Portland.
Oden has been a bust for them, an absolute bust. They must be bitter about nabbing him and missing out on the future of our league in KD. Oden will probably never be the player that he was projected to be, and at this point in his career it looks like even the softest of the big men (Yao) may have had better careers than him, even if yao retired right now. Also, the only centers that they have on their roster are all injury prone at this point.
Perk, on the other hand, has been a gleaming ray of light for this franchise. He has transformed his body, his game, and most recently his attitude.
He is considered by most to be the best defensive center in the league, and despite his poor debating skills with the refs, he has a great work ethic and seems to be a great personality and kid.
I feel that even with the injuries, it is Danny who scoffs and this deal, even though the fantasy leager inside of him (and me) is dying as he says "thanks, but no thanks".