Elephant Jokes!

[Edgar]

How do you catch an elephant?

Surprised no one's asked this yet (yes unfortunately I had the time to read this whole thread).

With an elephan net?



U wait till hes taking a bath and catch it wet.



Dig a big hole and fill it with ashes.

Get a can of peas and put them around the hole.

When an elephant comes to take a pea, kick him in the x H.



You will need a pair of binoculars, a milk bottle, and a clothespin. First, find an elephant. When you've located one, pull out your binoculars, and look at the elephant through them THE WRONG WAY. Now, simply take out the clothespin and use it to pick up the ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT, and drop it into the milk bottle


You put a police stop for the Volkswagon



Pfeeww i dont know if its right that i still have 5 more answert to this one




How do you catch an Edgar


You put Elephant jokes on the Internet

[Kiorrik]

ALOL

(this thread always makes me ACTUALLY lol!)

Edgar, you're AWESOME :]]

[Redz]

Can I throw an octopus joke in here?

[Kiorrik]

As long as you fit an Elephant in there.

(No menial task)


(no really, proceed :p)

[Bahku]

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Elephants don't have the dexterity or physical attributes to screw in light bulbs.

[Kiorrik]

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Elephants don't have the dexterity or physical attributes to screw in light bulbs.

No offense Bahks, but I somehow think Edgar will have a thing or two to say about that hahahaha

[hardlyyardley]

My favorite is a long one unfortunately....about the traveling circus offering a $500 prize if you could get the elephant to nod sideways instead of up and down

[thirstyboots18]

My favorite is a long one unfortunately....about the traveling circus offering a $500 prize if you could get the elephant to nod sideways instead of up and down

Long ones are ok....type away...we will wait 

[Redz]

Hmmm, let's see...I think I can work an elephant in somehow.

Why aren't elephants and octopi friendly with each other?

Because octopi are unsocial by nature.

[Bahku]

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Elephants don't have the dexterity or physical attributes to screw in light bulbs.

No offense Bahks, but I somehow think Edgar will have a thing or two to say about that hahahaha

Yeah, it's that "Jokes are supposed to be funny" prerequisite that always gets me, haha ... I think the "more stupidly obvious the better" is a Downeast thang, (at least that's the excuse I was taught at an early age).

[Redz]

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Elephants don't have the dexterity or physical attributes to screw in light bulbs.

this is very much like my octopus joke (Which I tried to adapt to an elephant worthy one)

[Bahku]

Hmmm, let's see...I think I can work an elephant in somehow.

Why aren't elephants and octopi friendly with each other?

Because octopi are unsocial by nature.

Yeah ... that's what I'm talkin' about ... Redz "gets" it. It's not laughs that we're searching for, but more that blank stare that says the other person is trying to decide just how much of a moron you really are ... priceless!

[Bahku]

Q: How do you get an elephant up an oak tree?

A: Make it sit on an acorn and wait 50 years.

[thirstyboots18]

Q: How do you get an elephant up an oak tree?

A: Make it sit on an acorn and wait 50 years.

Ha ha ha, Bahku.  Everyone knows you can't "make" an elephant do anything he doesn't want to do.   You  must ask him nicely...... 

[Edgar]

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Elephants don't have the dexterity or physical attributes to screw in light bulbs.

No offense Bahks, but I somehow think Edgar will have a thing or two to say about that hahahaha

Yup

Its all about balance