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Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2009, 09:44:59 AM »

Offline cdif911

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They call me Jesus, because I got game
Give me an inch, and I'll make it rain
Used to have to play in Milwaukee
Now I'm happy to say I helped bring us green 17


When you love life, life loves you right back


Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2009, 09:52:18 AM »

Offline Prof. Clutch

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First pick overall and number one in ya hearts,
Skill wise you could equate me to a couple of farts.
Just cuz I'm seven feet don't mean I got a plan,
Last name Olowokandi but you can call me Kandi man.
(No refunds, no nuh no refunds.)

Now that Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline. is just hot! TP.

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2009, 09:55:59 AM »

Offline Rondo2287

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I make you crazy when I chuck up threes
I get rebounds when I bang amongst the trees
I got red brillo pad hair
When Im doing my thing you can't help but stare
My Name is Brian Scalabrine
But you can call me Veal Scallopini
CB Draft LA Lakers: Lamarcus Aldridge, Carmelo Anthony,Jrue Holiday, Wes Matthews  6.11, 7.16, 8.14, 8.15, 9.16, 11.5, 11.16

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2009, 10:38:53 AM »

Offline BlackCeltic

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Big baby baby, you cant play me
Shoving Magic kids like Get out my wayay!
For the MLE I'll bring you 18
You know you wanna see me back in that white and green
Dont front, even though I cant jump
I'll run through you like a kicker trying to punt
Ugh! Its gets ugly like the Sheldon signing
When KG went down I was the one behind him
Stepping up came through in the clutch
Yup! Im a big boy baby come try your luck!

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2009, 11:01:39 AM »

Offline Prof. Clutch

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Chillin out max and relaxin' all cool
on the bench while the celtics are down by only two
Wavin' my towel and enjoyin' the game
when suddenly Doc starts a screamin' my name

On to the scorers table subbing in for KG
"Don't mess it all up" he says passing by me
The lights come up and the energies bumpin'
fans chantin my name so I gotta give'em somethin'

The times winds down and the games on the line
sweat pooring out my face but this is my time
Triple team on Paul, I can feel its my moment
He passes me the ball, but only cause I'm open

step behind the line and glance down at my feet
While the crowd is all silent 'cause they came to see me
Look up at the clock three seconds remain
And here I am taking the last shot for the game

Line up my arms lift my hands and release
the ball spins in the air, I can see my destiny
Teammates circle 'round to celebrate me
Hoist me up in the air, for once, proudly

The celtics have won and the hero is me
and Tommy is screamin' "Scalabrine for three!"
Fans are going crazy from what they've just seen
And thats the very moment I woke up from that dream...

Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool
on the bench while the celtics are up by twenty-two
turn to Gabe Pruitt and sadly I say
Man it would be great if one day I could play.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2009, 12:51:09 PM by Prof. Clutch »

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2009, 11:15:16 AM »

Offline BlackCeltic

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Stepping out the booth who else but the Truth!
4th quarter assassin known to produce
Anywhere on the court, without thought, shootin'
9 seconds left on the clock? 'know what Im doing
Scoring, wide open shots to me are boring
Pump fakes, up and unders are more rewarding
Like my MVP trophy yeah you know me
Blowing cigar smoke in the face of Kobe
Face it, game like mine you cant replace it
Next championship is mine I reclaim it!

Pizzle!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2009, 11:18:22 AM »

Offline cdif911

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1,2, 3 and to the 4
Gabe grab my bags, JR grab the door
Beasting it up, but my name ain't Perk
Get down on all 4's when I'm putting in work
They used to call me the kid, but now I'm straight up the man
got my first title with Ray and the Truth on my left and right hand
Now when I call in back up, first on the site is Rasheed
So when ya think KG its time for Green 18
When you love life, life loves you right back


Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2009, 11:32:16 AM »

Offline jdpapa3

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Chillin' on the third day of training camp
just got one more tattoo so im feelin kinda amped
when all of a sudden someone comes up to me
and says "come on now man. this is our destiny.
some call me veal but its Scalabrine.
let's splice our genes together and make a super ginger
it'll be as magical as that bobby kielty dinger
come on now. we both have a gift.
the world needs a combo of Bscals and Bobby Swift!"




props to westthebest from realgm on that pic..it needed to be shared with the entirety of celtics nation.


Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2009, 11:33:07 AM »

Offline BlackCeltic

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Gotta ego with the flow like my boy ROndo
Need to break 'em down sometimes to let 'em know
Coast to coast too much to keep up with
It wasnt luck kid you got dusted
Ask D. Howard bout my baller prowess
He got devoured threw it down with power
Rose hit the shower, its my time sonny
Jumper is suspect result is all money
Take the ball from me I dare you to try it
Where there's a sucker there's me blowin' by him
Its not surprising Im born to take titles
Watch who gets Rondo'd in the NBA Finals.

Double RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2009, 11:35:27 AM »

Offline RAcker

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  • Law mercy!
Big baby baby, you cant play me
Shoving Magic kids like Get out my wayay!
;D

Add as your next lines:

Big baby baby, don't do it to us
Shove another fat kid on ****' Christmas!

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2009, 12:00:55 PM »

Offline RAcker

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"C Bench"

Who dat over there?
Man, it's Admiral Ackbar
And we're about to follow up with BBD at the snack bar

Sheed gettin' T's and stuff
Scal is trippin' on mannish tits
Marquis is comin' soon and Tony Allen ain't worth a ****

E House is still firin'
But does Rajon have a backup
Starbury on a streamin' feed completin' a crack up

We want number eightteen
And our bench ain't no slackers
October can't come soon enough that's all now for RAcker

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2009, 12:16:43 PM »

Offline BlackCeltic

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Im so Offensive slap me with a T
Sheed Wallace coming through label him a G
Green giant, gully, grizzly with grey hair
Nobody can stop this Piston with no fear
Im about to turn green unite with a new team
Straight basketball fiend hungry for 18
Lean back as I attack below the free throw
Known to get down like my new friend GINO
Im like Dino Radja with more flair
More rings more attitude and no care
3s in the air raining down on these clowns
Jogging backwards to a title in Beantown


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd!

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2009, 12:18:27 PM »

Offline RAcker

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  • Law mercy!


Im so Offensive slap me with a T
Sheed Wallace coming through label him a G
Green giant, gully, grizzly with grey hair
Nobody can stop this Piston with no fear
Im about to turn green unite with a new team
Straight basketball fiend hungry for 18
Lean back as I attack below the free throw
Known to get down like my new friend GINO
Im like Dino Radja with more flair
More rings more attitude and no care
3s in the air raining down on these clowns
Jogging backwards to a title in Beantown


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd!
Nicely done. TP

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2009, 12:40:47 PM »

Offline BlackCeltic

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Kevin Garnett or is it KG?
One thing is clear noone can stop me
Bad knee or not my spot is solidified
Block your rock to sleep like its a lullabye
Impossible?! Whats that, not anything!
Imma be back with fire for a second ring
These underlings aint worth the chalk I clap
Thats why Im so ferocious going to the rack
Remember that I wasnt there in the playoffs
Slackers had it easier than having the day off
They are way soft and this you can bet
Garnett is taking it this year and then the next


K.G.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Celtics Rap
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2009, 01:09:11 PM »

Offline BlackCeltic

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Ray Ray has game it isnt hard to tell
Dont act like you can guard this like Denzel
I shoot well Reggie Miller admires it
The only thing I hear is "Keep firing!"
Im a tyrant when it comes to the Arc
Noah knows it rains whenever the game starts
This is an art and Im ballin' like Picasso
Money at the line makes foulin hard to swallow
Your heads hollow compared to my genious
Jays all wet the net movement is seemingless
Are you seeing this like Lebrons witnesses?
Lord Jesus Shuttlesworth's gospel's what I hit 'em with

Amen...

Sugar Rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!