The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread

[blake]

It's not looking too good that he didn't sign on the dotted line when we brought our best "pitchmen" today.  I'm not seeing him come here.

[SSFan V]

It's not looking too good that he didn't sign on the dotted line when we brought our best "pitchmen" today.  I'm not seeing him come here.

I agree --- but hope he does (even if he's a heel)

[BrickJames]

It's not looking too good that he didn't sign on the dotted line when we brought our best "pitchmen" today.  I'm not seeing him come here.

I agree --- but hope he does (even if he's a heel)

Free agents can't sign until the 8th.

[indeedproceed]

Rasheed, I took sometime and drew you this picture of what WILL happen if you sign with the Celtics.



Alright, things to note..

• Obviously, we release a new jersey
• Sadly, Sheed's bald spot does not grow in, but he looks good in green no one notices.
• We beat the Lakers in the Finals, probably a sweep the cystal ball is a little hazy at this second
• Kobe Bean Bryant turns into a manac depressive after realizing he cannot beat the Celtics as a member of the LA Lakers
• There are no lakes in LA.
• Kobe realizes this as well, and developes an addiction to Krispy Cream Donuts, and bloats to 824 LBS, quite ironic, no?
• Lon3lytoaster's MS Paint predictions are usually always correct.

That post was so awesome I forgot to laugh. I'm not being sarcastic. I forgot to laugh because it was so awesome. 20 Tp's.

[blake]

Free agents can't sign until the 8th.

Verbal Commitment then.  I just don't see this happening.

[BBS]

It's not looking too good that he didn't sign on the dotted line when we brought our best "pitchmen" today.  I'm not seeing him come here.

I agree --- but hope he does (even if he's a heel)

Your kinda right it's weird that he isn't ours already I know he can't sign but jeez say yes atleast.
I wonder if KG, Paul Pierce and Ray thought to bring a suitcase filled with cash for Sheed to make up the difference in the 8 mill he wants?  

[celticinorlando]

come on...nobody knows what was said....

[JHTruth]

Meh, it seems like Sheed will take a few to make a decision. I hate this stuff, all the waiting for some guy to make up his mind. He has to wait until all the teams make their pitch.

I don't know if he will come here or not, but let's hope he comes to a decision soon..

[USG]

I will name by first born after you, Sheed!

Oh, wait, that's already promised to Brady.

Second bo--Oh, ****.

Hold on, a second.

Tom
Curt
David
Paul
Kevin
Dustin

I'd better have a lot of boys. >_>

[Drucci]

Update from The Globe (and CB's frontpage) :

An NBA source said that the Celtics offered Pistons free agent F/C Rasheed Wallace a contract using the mid-level exception today during a three-hour meeting in Detroit.

[celticinorlando]

i am sure danny has plan B....and it better be a call to mcdyess, artest or someone else that can help....NO MORE POB as the big signing...danny better not sit back and rest with this team he has...the bench stinks as it is right now

[lon3lytoaster]

Jeez, I didn't know how much you guys appreciated fine art!  

But seriously, Sheed. Cometh to Boston(eth)

[JHTruth]

Hey, even PJ Brown took a few to make up his mind. It's all part of the process..

[celticinorlando]

3 hour meeting with everyone important for the celtics...boston with sheed and 2 more players is the best team in the league. there is no doubt in my mind about that one..imagine the trash talk with KG, sheed, perk.....

[BBS]

Jeez, I didn't know how much you guys appreciated fine art!  

But seriously, Sheed. Cometh to Boston(eth)

Hey man that was some real rainman type art. Who knew we had a picasso right here on  the CB.